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House guests, like fish, need to be thrown out after three days.
I couldn't let Bob sleep on my couch forever, so I had to enforce the three day rule. -or- That fish was no good to cook so it must have broken the three day rule.
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Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.
There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.
Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"
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The 6 P Rule stands for:
Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performace
"When you next go to an interview, remember the 6 P rule"
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A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.
Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!
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The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.
Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.
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One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.
Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field
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hardcore show rules, obide by these rules at a harcore show.
1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)
2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)
3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)
4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)
5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)
The breaking of all but rule #2 of the hardcore show rules, gives everyone the right to beat the shit out of the person who breaks the rules...
But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...
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