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Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.
He’s a one slap chap
The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.
I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.
When three dudes are banging one chick at the same time and their ball sacks are smacking against her chin, her ass and the vagina/taint all in rhythmic harmony. Smack, smack, smack.
What’s that smacking sound coming from your roommate’s room? Oh he and his two Bros are doing the three bag slap on the chick next door. Sweet!
A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.
My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.
The act of dropping ones trousers and proceeding to slap a females breasts with the flaccid penile shaft.
Yo that chick had huge boobs so I gave her the old Alabama titty slap
To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.
John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.
Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.
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When someone at the urinal next to you shakes off so hard that you hear their penis making meat flapping sounds. Typically occurs amongst the Hispanic population whom seem to have less conservative urinal ethics.
Dude are you jerking off next to me or what? No, just giving it a good ole Mexican slap off.
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