An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.
Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!
Not really special just a person.
Has no clue what to do at all.
Pretty standard person.
person 1: "oh hi sam."
Sam: "hey."
person 1: "what's up?"
Sam: "i don't know really."
Sams are very tall, but most are gentle giants with a taste for cooking. Do not try and get them to eat fish, they will simpluly step on you.
However, Sams are kind, humble and fucking sexy beings, so much to the point where you would be foolish not to date one, as they can be whatever you like.
If there were more Sams, the world would be a better place.
Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.
Sam: 'I once got hypothermia in summer!'
Me: 'WOW THATS SO COOOOOL!!!'