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really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.
Sam a lover dude who loves guys.
Always hanging with girls but can't get one.
Wierd boy who has mommy issues
I heard Sam got curved by that girl.
Sam is an absolute fucking idiot. Usually seen at walmart parking lot or in his 98 cheverolet fucking a mudcricket. will respond to you if called yee yee fuck or shitbag. aspires to be John Dewrell and Kam Hollinghead as he rides both of their dicks anyways.
holy shit Sam you fucked Emma
Damn your truck sounds like shit in a can
damnit sam i told you not to get peroid blood on the seats
i dont care if i dont fuck first pussy is pussy amirite
Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.
“You should get yourself a Sam.”
If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.
Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.