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Someone with the name Sam has a gargantuan cock and is the best at any game (especially fortnite)
His name is Sam
Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes
"Omigosh i feel so lonely right now. I need me a Sam."
Idk man probably just a big bag o crap
Dude look at your ex, Sam, what a bag of crap
A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.
“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol
Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.
really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.