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jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.
hey pale white man, remember when i jerked off into your buttcheeks and then stuck my dick in there to simulate a bob sled run? that was a great alaskan bob sled pillow sandwich.
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When a gurlly has a dude put salsa and cream in herr pussy then eats her out
"Dude jesse and kaine and jordan had a badass salsa cream sandwich last nite!!"
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The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.
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a vagina
looking at a chicks pussy when you are about to munch on her box. If she is really excited it will have extra mayo...yummy
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When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.
He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.
The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.
Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.
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A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.
Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.
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A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.
The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!
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