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when i spill water in my pocket and it gets full of water and its wet for hours
"aw man, my water bottle opened up while i was walking and gave me a sloppy pocket again!"
A big girl who loves getting fucked only second to eating.
Gosh, my old girlfriend has put on so much weight she is such a sloppy sow.
when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock
"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"
When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman
"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"
When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.
Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date
One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank
Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie