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social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 07, 2014


sewer socialism

Originally a pejorative term for the the Socialist Party of America, sewer socialism is a form of socialism that focuses on improving quality of life from the ground up instead of reform through revolution. Examples include sanitation systems, city-owned water and power, improved quality of education and so on. Also known as Constructive Socialism, and is considered a pregenitor to Democratic Socialism.

"We wanted our workers to have pure air, we wanted them to have sunshine, we wanted planned homes, we wanted living wages; we wanted recreation for young and old; we wanted vocational education; we wanted a chance for every human being to be strong and live a life of happiness.

And, we wanted everything that was necessary to give them that: playgrounds, parks, lakes, beaches, clean creeks and rivers, swimming and wading pools, social centers, reading rooms, clean fun, music dance song and joy for all."
-- Emil Seidel, Milwaukee's first socialist mayor, describing his sewer socialism platform

by The Logical Fallacy August 08, 2023


Social Media Romantic

A Person Who Has Several Short Lived Romantic Relationships That Are Publicized All Over Social Media.

She Be Talking To Everybody , She Is A Social Media Romantic

by CocoPGE January 15, 2017


Mystery social

A gathering of people, which happens sometimes, but no one knows what happens, it just does.

'I'll see you when I see you, maybe at mystery social?'
''I can't even remember, it was a mystery social.'

by hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 08, 2018


social media maggot

A person who is addicted to social media and ignores or disregards time tested good old traditions.
Like using a map and compass, reading the newspaper, or doing anything related to the trades.

Example:
A. I hate those social media maggots. They use their phone for everything and almost never think for themselves.
B. Okay grandpa / grandma. Have fun with that newspaper. I have followers that want to know what next video I am going to make.

A. Why do you do something that does not make any REAL money or is useful in any way. Stop being a social media maggot already!
B. I am paid in Bitcoin and through Paypal. I help people feel slightly less miserable about themselves when they watch my videos.

A. This new generation does not listen to its elders. They are all socially addicted to their apps and facebooks.
B. Ok boomer. Are you done complaining yet? I have a new online class to take thanks to skillshare.

by Jacob Frost - GLG & SUS December 01, 2019


social sixteen

The front sixteen teeth, eight on the top and eight on the bottom, where if you’re missing people will judge you.

That guy is missing one of his social sixteen, don’t talk to him he must be shady.

by B.R. November 22, 2022


social construct

A term often used by lazy adolescents to dismiss concepts vital to modern society

A: you're 20 minutes late
B: Time is a social construct

by definition_pro1 July 01, 2024