Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that one experiences when entering or living in the town of Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This leads to the general population being extremely unfriendly. Johnstown is a dreary shit hole, the only thing going for it is a few massive floods that killed and wiped out the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one. Otherwise, move out of this coal cracker wasteland.

~ get’s cut off by a redneck in a lifted dodge that shoots black smoke ~
“ Dude, there’s too many angry coal crackers in this town with Johnstown syndrome. “

The Berger syndrome

Somebody infected with the Berger virus which makes you unable to stop talking about useless stuff

"When does he stop talking?"
"Didn't you know that he has the Berger syndrome?"

Arfaat Syndrome

When you cant hold onto money and spend it mindlessly

I think my friend is suffering from Arfaat syndrome, he’s broke all the time

Hype Syndrome

When something you've been looking at in anticipation for awhile is coming, and you won't shut up about it until you get said thing.

This game came out today and i'm getting excited! I think i have a case of Hype Syndrome. Do you hate me?

Puberty Syndrome

Adolescence Syndrome, also known as Puberty Syndrome, is a term used to describe abnormal experiences or phenomenons during abolescence as a result of sensitivity and instability.

The reason why you're stuck in a time loop is due to Puberty Syndrome as you want to relive this moment over and over again.

Raynard's Syndrome

An advanced sickness that easily spreads from one another (different gender is possible). Many people thinks that this syndrome is absolutely dangerous and infectious like plague to the point in which people wants to kill these people with them (for real)

The RAYNARD'S SYNDROME is a dangerous syndrome that could be hereditary or infected by people in surroundings

Westbrook syndrome

An affliction that has occurred with great frequency amongst older white men. Symptoms include frequent urination, excess sarcasm, flatulence, involuntary hand movements, obsessive compulsive behavior, pornography addiction, strong religious beliefs including a belief that Santa is the ultimate savior. Easily identifiable by a propensity to drink B Cellars wine in a styrofoam cup with a plastic straw. Affliction is not treatable but does not negatively impact life expectancy.

Ken had no idea that he was afflicted by the Westbrook syndrome. He also had no idea his name was really Ethan.