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The act of giving the shocker to a military wife.
The Commander gave his wife the three finger salute.
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the act of inserting your finger into some ones asshole after they have just taken a shit and didnt wipe
while jen is doing her hw her dad is taking a huge diaria shit like so big that it takes up the whole toilet and starts leaking out of it and he doesnt wipe after he says to her daughter jen come here for a sec so she does she ses that he has no pants on and tries to run away he grabs her finger and shoves it up his ass Jen: "ewwwwwwwww i godd moist warm poopy all over my finger. wtf my finger will smell 4 days." Dad:"that was an excellent match of stinky finger."
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the person who can always intuit when a coworker is stressed out and will magically appear to give a two-minute massage to those in need
Johnny Fingers enjoys giving massages to male and female workers alike as a selfless, altruistic gesture.
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A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.
Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
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a cult of sped kids who make fun of less fortunate sped kids
aaron: hey hey hey hassan
hassan: what aaron
aaron: look at this dood
hassan: finger guns is so much better than sandbox
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A street game in which you stab a knife between each of your fingers as fast as you can without hitting any.
Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.
Dude 2: Man you have to stop playing that.
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ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.
That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.
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