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To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.
Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
When you hook up with a girl cum on her face and leave really fast
Can I just Cum N Go after we leave the bar cause I have to work in the morning
Smoking marijuana and having sex.
Come over babe and we will toke n’ poke.
Now that I have a card, toke n’ poke is a daily.
My coach invited me to his trailer for a quick toke n’ poke.
My uncle Marty let’s me come over and get high. Let’s go braaaaahhhh. There’s just a little catch, you’ll have to toke’ n poke. It’s all good. I’m down. You’ll gape brooohhh. You’ll gape.
When a woman leads you on, hooks up with you, then proceeds to ghost you.
Nathan: Dude, we hooked up and I haven't heard from her in a week.
Jackson: Looks like she hit you with the good ole Mack N' Ghost.
Nathan: Classic.
The lovely meeting place between getting dicked down and listening to rock n roll
I heard she enjoys a good cock n roll.
A way of saying I don't drink and drive I just sip and swerve
Dude, jack sip n swerves all the time when he's messed up
Alternative name for Burger King
We went to burp n’ puke last night after the game.