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A baseball sized stone (usually granite) which is used to fend off the unwelcome spiritual advances of an intrusive, fanatical religious proselytizer.
They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.
It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
"Friend, I am here to tell you, you are standing in the path of God Almighty's wrath! You need to get right with Him before it's too late! Won't you please accept His free gift now, before it's too late?!?"
"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."
"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"
"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"
"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"
"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."
THUD!!!
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a slang term for rap/hip hop music
Did you get that new Jay Z CD? He's changing the face of monkey rock.
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Large shards of pure (or almost pure) MDMA. Way better than your average stepped on and super cut bag of powdered molly or pressed ecstasy pills. Taken orally mostly at music festivals, moon rocks are highly potent and will give you a clean long lasting high.
Hope you're wearing your astronaut suit to this Phish festie cuz I got us a big bag of moon rocks.
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a female pleasuring herself by bumping her clitoris back and forth with some wavy roughness, no penetration just going waves on the rock in the hood
Damn I'm so excited to see my boo, I think I'm gonna have to go ahead and rock the boat til he gets here to satisfy the naughty thoughts I'm having.
If I don't rock the boat and masturbate right now I'm going to loose my mind, I'm horny AF!
My favorite way to cure my longing desire for my honey is to rock the boat really fast until the waves of my fingers in my hood cause the man inside to pop off...whats pop in yo?!`
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Similar to saying "pound it" usually involves hitting of two or more clenched fists together in an expression of triumph.
Joms: YEA MAN! I JUST GOT ME A MONSTER!
HOMS: KNOCK THE ROCK!!!!!
*the rock is then knocked*
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n. an automobile loaned in exchange for crack cocaine.
This term has been especially common in New Orleans, Louisiana.
A synonym is "crack ride" or rent-a-rock.
Citations:
1992 Joe Darby, Greg Thomas Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (Aug. 11) “West Bank School Football Star Pleads Guilty To Drug Charge” p. A1: The dropped public records charge stemmed from what Sheriff’s Office spokesman Capt. John Fortunato called a “rock rental,” where someone loans an automobile in exchange for a rock of cocaine.
1996 Michael Perlstein Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (May 30) “Probation A Safety Net Rife With Holes” p. A1: He admitted he was driving a “rock rental”—a car loaned to him in exchange for crack cocaine—when he rammed into another car.
1997 Louis Edwards N: A Novel (May) p. 52 @ (May, 1998): “A rock rental.…I gave somebody a rock and they let me borrow they car. Just for a day or so. Plus they owed me for another time.” “So you deal crack.”
1998 WGNO-TV @ New Orleans, La. (Video Monitoring Services of America) (Nov. 11) “Television”: C. Hearn Taylor, Juvenile Judge, said there are rock rentals where you can get a gun for a rock.
2005 TCPalm.com (Stuart, Florida) (Sept. 28) “Police recover car allegedly used in drive-by shooting” (in Fort Pierce): Police also arrested Richard LaWayne Simmons, 18, of the 1200 block of McCray Court in Fort Pierce for allegedly stealing the car through a practice known as a “rock rental.” According to a police report, Simmons arranged to “borrow” the dark blue 1998 Acura for an hour Thursday night in exchange for crack-cocaine.
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