Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.
Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."
Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"
"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"
"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
An incrediby disrespectful, derogatory term for a Police Officer. "Donkey Biscuit" began gaining traction with Black Lives Matter supporters in Baltimore, Portland, and New York. The term is often chanted at the police as an insult, typically resulting in the officer becoming enraged and shouting back at protestors. The terms origins are unclear, but it is HIGHLY offensive to most police officers.
"Fuck this donkey biscuit ass pig"
" These donkey biscuits is craaaazy, riiight?"
"Fuck 12, ya moms box is lit, you aint shit but a donkey biscuit"
The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night
When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
"hey move, youre gonna make me drop a donkey"
"sorry man, the lines back there"
Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH
Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)
The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night
Garth: SHWING !
A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.
I think that racial equality donkey's are really cool. They're my favorite animal