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A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.
Girl: I was split in half by tom yesterday
Friend: ...How are you alive.
Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me
Passes note to Tom
Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower
Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.
Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.
Tom never puts himself first and he always wants to involve you in anything he does. He wants you to be a part of his life. That kind of man is a keeper. He will support your career and help you pass all the obstacles you encounter. Your success is like his own. He will never break any promises that are made between you and him but also, he will never make a promise he can’t keep. If he’s dating you, he’s dating you. You are the center of his universe and he doesn’t need to feel gratified by flirting with other women. He makes sure that you are okay. If you haven’t seen each other for a few hours, he’ll call you just to check up on you. He wants to hear your voice and wants to make sure that you’re fine. He is a loyal, trustworthy and loving guy, that would do anything for the person he loves.
“Tom” - Amazing person
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person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?
person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.
a dutch guys with a big dick
person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?
person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.