To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!
Friend 1: Omg do you think she's into girls?
Friend 2: Totally! Do you see those beat up converse, she has to be!
When a affluent member of a gang or 'rock solid' crew is laying down some 'heavy' rap, often accompanied by instrumental music and a lesser member of the gang or stranger interrupts them mid-flow.
Wow grandad! Don't go reppin' on ma beat! F*@K!
National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year
Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY
Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭
On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true
February 28th is the day of beat a woman day.
Some guy : Hey! It's beat a woman day!
Woman : FUCK!