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Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.
Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!
Are you turding?
Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"
Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.
Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.