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7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
Either you like this nice dude or you hate that psychopathic bitch
Person 1: Aw look its Jake!!
Person 2: Ew no Jake is psychotic
Big bean head nonce and no dick
James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
Jake is a Jewish name commonly used to name a baby boy. Dating a Jake is the worst thing you can do ladies, moral of the story don’t date a Jake because he might be an a hole who’s gonna ask for pictures.
“Stacy, my boyfriend Jake just asked for pictures”
(Adj.) To penetrate the penis quickly into a girl
I jaked the bitch last night in bed
Literally the bestest person ever. Everybody needs Jake in their lives, he’s seriously one of the sweetest people ever.
“I really wish I had a Jake in my life.”