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Disney and Pixar's metaphor for asshole. Depending on how many a character eats during a movie, the more of an asshole they are.
Jon: I ate an apple.
Me: What an asshole.
apple is a red fruit that you can eat*
*for fucking off the doctors XD
"hey apple, hey... hey apple!" (telling you to fuck off
The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better
Guy 1:I just got the new android
Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today
Guy 1:shit
Why the fuck is yo dumbass looking up apple you know what the fuck it is stupid
“Why the fuck did yo dumbass look up apple”