Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

Cutting the Donut

A phrase that does not exist

Are we cutting the donut or what?

Bear cut

A really greasy/bad, Buzz cut.

'He has a bear cut!'

Fresh Cut

When you're at your barber and you get a fresh cut. But he says its ten dollars and you gotta run

Look at this fresh cut, ight how much

Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

cut 45

Slang for a dramatic exit.

After starting a bar room brawl, our heroes decided to cut 45.