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When you’re engaged in intercourse with a partner you are not fond of with the lights off, get her to slobber all over your penis and dip it in the urn of one of her lost loved ones (lost pets are fine as well) and proceed to engage in more oral, causing an abrupt end to both the intercourse and the relationship once she turns the lights on.
Dude sally made a scene last night at the party, how did you get her to break up with you so fast?
Was easy, i took note of how important sallies grandmother was to her and I Fun dipped her
Dude you’re going to hell
When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
One takes Hershey bar with Almond, breaks unevenly and dips in cheap ass brandy on the rocks.
Liv likes chocolate and cheap ass brandy, why not dip one in the other and name it the Liv Dip.
When you need to leave from somewhere very fast or you could be in a lot of trouble
The storm circle is at Paradise palms and we are at junk junction! We gotta heavy dip!!
The act of a man giving a woman anal, then oral, then anal again.
Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after she tried a Belgian double-dip.
The act of performing Anal, Then Oral, Then Anal again.
Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after they tried a Belgian Double-Dip.
When fucking a Hindu woman, you dip your penis in her vagina and dot it on hr forehead as a bindi.
"Can i give you a Dip and Dot in bed tonight babe"