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A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.
Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.
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Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
Also is a scientific name for schmuck who rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star.
When Keith aka Kirby rolls up in public with a haircut from the 1970’s and a camouflage coat thinking he looks like a movie star in all reality has an over-inflated sense of self-worth douche-bag.
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a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole
That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle
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To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.
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one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person
person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos
person 1 nope
person 2 you fucking douche nozzle
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A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.
Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.
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A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
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