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I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024


hard spam

Physical junk mail

I checked the mailbox, but there was nothing but hard spam.

by Lecksi November 9, 2020


cram hard

Someone named Cam a.k.a. cock bugler that is so gay that he is called a new more queer name.

Cam woke up with no clothes on and making gay comments, so Michal called him cram hard, and it was damn necessary.

by PeePee December 11, 2003


The Myth Of Hard Work

It ain't any of that liberal bullshit you fucking clown. And I'm not like the rest of you. I'm doing the working class bullshit AND there is an additional layer of getting robbed on to of that.

Hym "The Myth Of Hard Work is these piece of shit liberals trying to tell me that my contribution to society isn't enough and that they dictate to me when I get to stop working or how much money I can make or how easily and it's these retard conservatives thinking they a better than someone they are not better than."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025


its hard to hide, when your wide

when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021

jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!

by nolifejim March 16, 2021


face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017


Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023