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I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023


I'm NOT sorry

Your NOT actually doing anything other than impersonating me out of spite because Jordan Peterson doesn't like the fact that I applied his metric to that retard. You don't actually care as long as you get to play supreme moral debate arbiter which is why Jordan Peterson probably likes you so much. You both want to be the golden prophet but you're not actually capable of being that without being INSTALLED (deliberately) by other people who want to shut ME down. You're an ancillary (or even tertiary) villain I the story of the greatest mind who has ever lived (Creator of A.I.)

Hym "I'm NOT sorry either. But Destiny literally the villain from Metro-man."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024


I'm finna steal

Something you say when you're mad

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.

by cb21 May 6, 2019


i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023


I'm ham

Expressing willingness to what was proposed. Another way of saying "I'm down."

Wanna go watch a movie?
Ya I'm ham

by Peepeepoopoohaha September 29, 2020


I'm not like that

Denial is a river in egypt you are gay

Wilhelm: "I'm not like that" proceeds to kiss Simon

by YouStupidBitchByGirlInRed February 24, 2023


I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022