Arkansas wet dream

A wet dream about one's sister, enjoyed in the tradition of backwoods incest.

Featured in the song "Milk & Honey" from Beck's album "Midnite Vultures"

Even after moving to the west coast, Clem's Arkansas wet dreams frequently reminded him that his sister's sweet lovin' was not only the first, but the best he'd ever had.

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The Wet Brownie Nugget

Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once out, you pick her up, place her head into the bowl to bob for turds, then take her from behind until she either wakes up, or her husband walks in on you....

My girl was trying to pinch a loaf, and found herself eating the wet brownie nugget instead.

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wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.

I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!

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wet cheese sangwich

when two persons (gay or straight) take a shit, scrape off some smegma (or dick cheese) and ad it between each poo. it cannot be called a "wet" cheese sangwich until one member eats it, and regurgitates it into the others asshole.

yo dave, whatd u do last nite?

me n cindy made a wet cheese sangwich and wached seinfeld!

bomtastik nigga!

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Wet Box in Storage

A sexually active woman that hasn't had sex in a long long time.

One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'

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reverse wet willy

putting your finger in your ear then sticking it in someone's mouth; the reverse of a wet willy.

i can't believe she gave her a reverse wet willy; thats sick.

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wet wang willy

after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence

BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear

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