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Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.
The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.
A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.
Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!
When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
People who roll bowling balls down a slide into their testicles.
THAT FUCKING SEXUALLY DEFECTIVE ROLLED A RETARDED BOWLING BALL INTO MY FUCKING *cough cough* THE TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suffering fom auditory hallucinations commanding them to do things sexually And the replacement of personality making this a disorder
She was a victim of sexual personality displacement.
national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
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What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.
Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
Hey! That's a half-truth!