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To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.
I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.
Head from a toothless person, essentially just using the gums of their mouth for an incredibly wet blowjob.
My smoker stepmom took out her dentures and gave me the maddest gummy sloppy ive ever had.
After a heavy night of drinking, you wake up feeling like a slushy. With every step you can feel the alcohol slopping from side to side in your stomach.
“Holy fuck bud, I don’t know if I have ever felt so sloppy in my life.”
Name for Someone who took a dump in public.
Yes sloppy, ratings for taking a dump outside school , send me on that zoot
Similar to sloppy seconds, but with an increased level of sloppiness with each partner....
T'was a most excellent evening which included a delicious game of sloppies with a few friends I met online.
YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER I HATE YOU AND YOU ARE THE DUMBEST THING EVER YOU LITTLE BITCH
Damn i am sloppy today yes yes slurp