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Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck
Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!
When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube
"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"
When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...
i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD
a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).
placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.
movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.
her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.
this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.
bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
Someone who is a back-stabber but is also trashy.Will take your wallet if left unattended.Dates your boyfriend or girlfriend behind your back.Is that one friend who has 12 different friend groups all of which contain people she hates.Won't tell you if you have pit stains,pimples,or a camel toe etc
"Did you hear Becky was secretly dating her best friend Rebeca's boyfriend?"
"Damn,I always knew Becky was a trashy snake."
Where you leve your friends for a shot amount of time to go masturbate and then return unseen.
My friend snuck out of the party to go snake bight
Dude ill be back in a minute I have to go snake bight
A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side
I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous