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The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.
The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.
A term that is used when a social butterfly has been put into enough situations or trauma to become anti-social. This means they want to be social but feel like they can't or shouldn't for several reasons. Normally you might need to invite them or ask if they want to go somewhere, other than them going themselves.
Person 1: Hey where is Mark, didn't he want to come to the party?
Person 2: Why didn't you invite him, You know he is an anti-social social butterfly.
Person 1: Oh I forgot about that, I will invite him next time.
A person who looks to resolve social issues without regard to political rhetoric.
Social Solutionists solve problems while politicians use problems as socially divisive talking points.
Decorative socks worn for social occasions best worn with social sneakers
Jon wore his beer glass social socks to Carla and Kim’s Craft Beer Party
If you smell it, you are too close.
I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.
The act of not socialising. (Similar to hybernating through winter but for socialising)
That person is not socialising, that must be Social hybernation.
A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.
"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"