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World's most wholesome person

Madelaine Petsch

"My favourite celebrity is the world's most wholesome person"

by cHoNiStAn March 03, 2021


Person 19

He is the man, the devil himself, the person everyone was to scared to mention. Because if you do, lets just say person 19 knows a lot of people in a lot of places.

Person 1: "Yo person 14, you got me my leaf?"

Person 14: "Yeah jit I got you your fit bro, here ya go."

Person 1: "Where you get this shit anyways?"

Person 14: "I get them from that dude over there, I dont think he willin to sell to you though."

Person 1 : "Who is he?"

Person 14: "Person 19."

Person 1: Yo Person 19 can I some of dat weed?"

Person 19: "S̴͉̕ȧ̶͙y̵͚͝ ̜̎o ̤̂n ̥̊e̴̪͊ ̴͕̈́m ̜̐o̶̟̎r̵̦̒e ̫͠ ̶͚̑w ̧̈́ỏ̴̟ṙ̵͍d̵̪̈́ ͔͛a ̜̽ñ̵͜d̵͔͠ ̙͐y̴̗͝o̵̹͝ü̵͚r ̞̇ ̵̙̍ḇ̴̽l ̘͛o̵̱͗ȯ̵̯d̴̻̏l̴͇͌i ̜́n ͖͘é̴̠ ̵̤̅e̶̦͊n̶͚̅d̶̻͘ṣ̵͝ ̶͖̌h̵͍̚ë̵̫́r̵̲̋e ̰̊.̶̡̑"

Person 1: Holy shit!

Person 14: Yeah I know.

by Idiot_Monke January 19, 2023


Andrew the person

Andrew is literally the best thing that could ever happen to a person. He is really nice, he actually gives a shit about your feelings, he gives really good hugs, and he is sexy lol. Btw Andrew if you are seeing this I love you <3

Person 1: Have you seen Andrew the person today? he is literally the best thing on the planet!
Person 2: Hell yeah! If we ever cuddled I would full on DIE of happiness!

by iamstupidbutstillsexy April 11, 2021


Gold person

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything

“Gold person”

by Goldthoughts_4u August 24, 2023


gold person

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, somethir that is more than everything
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You are my gold person
I wish i had gold person

by Goldthoughts_4u August 24, 2023


stick person

A person with a stick up their ass, someone who never has any fun or makes fun plans with other people or the group.

"Hey Noah let's go to the movies"
"nah I don't want to waste my money on that."
"Jesus christ, you're a fucking stick person."

by slappos January 13, 2020


A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice

Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.

Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"

Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"

Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024