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A movement that seeks to take apartments being rented away from landlords and give them to the renters.
John is in the housing reform movement.
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The occurrence of exactly 2 people saying the exact same thing at the same time, and 3 different people saying something different, but at the same time as the other 2, while in the presence of each other.
Then only can one person exclaim "Full House Jinx!" and render every participant of the Full House Jinx speechless until they receive an autograph from every actor within the main cast of Full House, the television show.
Derives from the Poker hand.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Jack: I have cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Brad: I hate cancer.
{10:10:10 p.m.} Dave: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Cecil: I won the lottery!
{10:10:10 p.m.} Tom: I won the lottery!
{10:10:11 p.m.} Skye: Full House Jinx!
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To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).
You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.
If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!
LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
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A person under the age of 20 that stays at home all day eating cream puffs and baking brownies
Joanna is a house faggot
Jordan is kinda a house faggot
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A Females ass or to get some ass
Guy a: Where you headed tonight?
Guy b: I'm of to my Beach House (my lady friends)
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Rims that cost as much as a house.
Just thow'd some house shoes on the 'lack.
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when a guy is taking a mean shit and a slut comes and busts the restroom door open and sucks him off
after i ate three orders of spicy ass jumbo sour cream and bean burrito, i got the runs so i took a shit and leslies slutty ass came in and pulled a shit-house-bitch.
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