Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH
Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)
The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night
Garth: SHWING !
A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.
I think that racial equality donkey's are really cool. They're my favorite animal
In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem
I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.
1. The call you make to find your homeboys
2. Insult to ratchets bitches
David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!
Girl who gets dicked out by extremely long, hard cock. Girthy and 8"+
Bro did you hear - I could hear Kevin and Sophie donkey dickin' so hard last night!
when you are so ugly you're cute
Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute