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A slang term used to describe a cute, petite girl with succulent, defining curves. The phrase likens her slim yet shapely figure to crab legs—delicate and enticing, with just the right curves in all the right places.
Rick: I seen a fine ahh crab leg at the store. She was short, light skin, not too much body, thick in–
Vee: Ok, I get it. You like skinny girls. *Laughs*
A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.
That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.
No matter what grade level you are, this is your second year of cross country (your climactic year) where your legs are that of a well rested/energetic sophomore
"She isn't sore from the workout and still has energy, she must have sophomore legs"
when you scroll from jude_movie’s most recent post to part 361 (third pinned video) realizing he hasn’t posted in a while
“i get so mad when i see the guy kicking his leg”
“jude are you okay? i just saw the guy kicking his leg”
“it’s time to post jude, the guy kicking his leg showed up again”
when you scroll from jude_movie's most recent house md post to the third pinned video realizing he needs to post a new video
"Jude it's time to post, the guy kicking his leg showed up"
"that damn guy kicking