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Define: National rob the bank day is about robbing the bank near you on November the 13
National Rob Banks day was declared reasonable by Bob
National Karl Jacobs Day is to support Karl Jacobs and stop the gate because Karl did not ruin mr beast
Did you see it it was National Karl Jacobs Day today
Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.
In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.
CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?
AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.
when you have 3 people in a group smoking weed.
one of them has the bowl/joint/blunt and a lighter. the person to their left has an exhaler. and the person to their left has a cigarette. you keep passing until the weed's gone.
you can't pass again until the person with the weed is done hitting it.
Mannn don't mess up that smoke nation rotation or someone will smell that shit!
On march 10 (69th day of the year) 69 year old men rape each other and nut in sewers and post it on pornhub.
Hey National Rape Day coming up, wanna rape people?
October 14th is national suck pp day. Go suck some pp.
Hey, can i suck your pp on national suck pp day?
another name for valentines day, used by singles.
happy national forever alone day!