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a civilized term for the sex act in which a woman allows a man to thrust his penis between her breasts; titty-fucking.
Man: I find it very easy to get off when the white dragon cleaves the mountains.
Woman: . . .what?
Man: I like titty-fucking.
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The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the grab range of a newborn, the slowest aerials in the fucking game, and a 1 in 8 chance of being a top tier.
"Hey, who do you play in smash?"
"Oh, Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Ummmmm, do you have any other games?"
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The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the slowest fucking aerials in the game, grab range of a newborn, and a 1 in 8 chance to be a top tier.
"Hey who do you play in Smash?"
"Oh, the Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Uhhhhh, what other games do you have?"
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This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
I gotta run, I got a Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon!
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a really cool person or someone you pretend to look up to
man i realy wish i was more like lord falcon black dragon
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when a girls ass is opened enough the male the punches the hole and forces his hand deeper and soon enough instantly pulls out while roaring
goku: im gunna hit chi-chi with a super dragon fist!!
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To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.
Variant of 'chasing the dragon'
I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.
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