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A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.
Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!
Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd
Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason
No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock
This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power
"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"
When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.
I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.
THE SHITTY ENVIRONMENT YOU WORK IN AND ASSHOLES YOU WORK WITH WHO ARE NOT FUN.
WE ARE FUN TO WORK WITH... NOT LIKE THE STUFFED TURDS YOU USED TO WORK WITH.