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used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
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The ~philly way~ of saying 'what the <fuck, hell, etc.>'. A less explicit and more funny way to show shock or confusion.
Girl 1: look at that guy!
Girl 2: what the jawn is he doing!?
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an expression used to desicribe something when it's conditions are less than perfect. Also, a misperception of the quality or apperance of a thing.
When the appetizers arrived, Pat said "What's that trash," in regards to the products placed in front of the other four guys.
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A term used when getting one's attention, or when one is unable to hear anything.
So I went to the beach...
I'm sorry, chocolate what?
Chocolate what?
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The sound you make when you trip over Legos, or when your girlfriend cheats on you.
"I'm through with you!" *your girlfriend walks away*
*shouts* "WHAT THE FUCK!"
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Verb. - To answer a question with "What?" not because you misheard, but because you need a moment to process the information or think of an answer while the person repeats themselves. May be done multiple times in succession. Often a knee-jerk reaction.
Noun. - The action of stall-whatting.
Jainy didn't know how to explain the broken vase; she had to stall-what Mom like three times in a row when she asked her.
When Lorraine asked me if we were going out, I was so shocked I did a reflex stall-what.
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