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The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
Similar to yo son is a crackhead
These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children
Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not
Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you
bomb man from a mod of popular rhythm game friday night funkin tells us about who he is
yo im whitty.
(insert Ballistic_Inst.ogg & Ballistic_Voices.ogg)
Um like bro naanannanaanannananananannananananananananana
it isnr word for yo mama hey DIE
The war cry of absolute meme lords.
To be said while dabbing, T-posing, going full-on unholy creature, or derping. Bonus points if you make this a war cry in Miitopia.
Charlie the 12 year old rager, while playing Minecraft: Khan, you fracking rear end! I’m gonna murder your guy so bad, you absolute mothefu-
Khan: YO MAMA 69!!!
Charlie: …Wtf?
When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition
He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio
To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.
“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”