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When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
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The act of simluating sexual intercourse between your partner's breasts.
My girlfriend wasn't really in the mood last night, but threw me a bone and let me go melon balling.
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Pioneered by clubs like Tottenham, getafe and Real Madrid its a playstyle against big clubs where you have 10 men back and have one quick striker
Have you seen Real Madrid play tonight
Yes I heard they played haram ball
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When your testicles turn into poop.
Dr: What are your symptons?
Dildo Baggins: My balls are really squishy and smells like shit.
Dr: Well you have Poop Balls.
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A feeling of over-confidence received from drinking copious amounts of booze
Please give me a break, just because you're father got drunk for his tattoo in 1952 doesn't mean it was a good idea. The only time I ever got sick and light-headed from being tattooed was the one time I got tattooed drunk. All it does is give you booze balls, and if you need that to get tattooed you shouldn't be getting tattooed to begin with.
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To cover your whole dick with your forskin then to hide your dick under the flesh of you balls. This makes it look like you have 3 balls....with no dick
I showed my magic trick the 3 ball at a talent show and they were less then impressed
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a description of water depth
“Hey private, how deep is that ravine? "
"Well its balls deep sir.”
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