4’ 9”

An insult middle schoolers use to insult people who are 4’9”.

“Did you hear that Matt is 4’ 9”?”

feast 4 all

When a person's body (usually a woman) is being occupied by the maximum limit of people 3 or more eating her out or fucking her

Oh I just cant wait for tonight's feast 4 all! She is going to be fully loaded

Fur-Day 4

It is Fur-Day but it happens on every day of the year.

Niko: Hey Bacon, it's fur-day 4
Bacon: oh no

Fur-Day 4

Every day of the week apart from Friday it is fur-day. If you have a furry friend even if you are not a furry yourself you must do something furry related with them. this is a day of boops on the snoots, art, soft fur and fun

Niko: it's fur-day 4 it is time to suffer
Bacon: oh god oh mama

4 day rule

The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.

Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.

4 hour corndog

A term for how a dude's dick looks when Viagra lasts for over 4 hours. Red and swollen.

Man, I popped 3 Viagra last night and I got the fuckin' 4 hour corndog.

4-Stroke

The Standard motions in most Internal Combustion Engines. Also the best way to treat a man.
Suck

Squeeze
Bang
Blow

My engine is a 4-Stroke.

Or...

I gave my BF the good ol' 4-stroke.