the urban dictionary t-shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.

Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.

i love the urban dictionary

If you love the urban dictionary then use these words how i put it down below!!!

I love the urban dictionary soo much!

Urban Dictionary Gay Directory

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.

The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

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stupid definitions on urban dictionary

Any definition on Urban Dictionary where a word totally random or innocent can be turned into a slang for drugs/"body parts" or something during sex (see examples).

Santa Claus - After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

Bubble - a females ass, preferably big

carpet - the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

alaskan firedragon - When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

All these are real stupid definitions on urban dictionary by the way.

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stupid definition on urban dictionary

Any definition that some one post about their boyfriend or girlfriends name

mark-the best guy around and i love him or janet- the most keen girl around. these are examples of stupid definition on urban dictionary

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Urban Dictionary Genius

someone who frequently invents new terms just because they are bored and they want to post something on urban dictionary

i decided to take up being an urban dictionary genius

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stupid urban dictionary user

someone who posts stuff that has nothing to do with anything anyone would know about except them. like... the "definition" of a name of some dude they know. who friggin cares?

someone published a definition of "barry", that being "a stupid guy" or something retarted like that. what a stuipd urban dictionary user.

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