A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.
Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick
National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day
Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.
It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.
"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics
Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??
April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”
“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”
National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this