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A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.
*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.
A big dump.
Dude, I busted a grumpy and then dropped a tank bone. I flt much better.
When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)
Guy One: Hey man, why tf you wiggling like that?
Guy Two: Oh sorry, I got Rubber Bones
Another word for teeth, since they are not covered by your regular health insurance (like every other part of your body is) and instead you must have a "dental insurance" policy specific to them to continue enjoying them. Hence, luxury bones.
According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying
Liquid bone
( If milk is calcium, and bone is calcium, milk must then just be liquid bone?)
“Man that was a good glass of liquid bone!” You mean milk? “ No silly, liquid bone.”