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We were layin in bed and i said, "i want something sweet" and my boyfriend farted and said "there's a chocolate air freshner".
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To have anal sex.
To have anal sex with a Spaniard.
To have anal sex and wishing you had a churro instead of butt pains.
Bro 1: "Hey did you go to Spanish Club last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, and I saw a guy dipping the churro in chocolate."
Bro 1: "Don't go to Spain."
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Chocolate Or Anything With Nuts in it.
If it has nuts you put "Man" in front of it
You: "Dude what kind of Brownies are those?"
Friend: " oh there Man Chocolate"
You: "I Dont like Man food"
Friend: "What?"
You: "I Dont like anything with nuts"
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A black guy, who will become the best friend you would ever have. Cool, sweet, nice, and everything in the package, only problem is will lose connection with him after university, forever, and you know it’s true.
“Hey Kenneth! You are the best, better then your sis maybe! You are like a chocolate boi!”
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The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.
This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.
Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.
When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.
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1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.
2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster
I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.
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if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit
watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk
now . go out and spray
make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower
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