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When you fake a headache to get access to go home from a party or school.
Mike: Man, my head hurts a lot, I should probably call my dad.
John: Yo don't pull a Daniel you dickhead.
Mike: C'mon it hurts really bad.
John: n o
Daniel is the best name out there.
All Daniels out their have MASSIVE shlongs. If your name is Daniel you automatically have legendary status. Go change your name to Daniel. The name Daniel can be used in anyway you want it to be.
Daniel is sexy.
"Daniel" has the biggest shlong on planet earth.
This man is fucking dumb as hell, like holy shit dude. He's kinda dummy thicc, but no one will smash because he uglyer then a bitch.
Girl ; Damn Daniel is fucking annoying, let's beat his ass.
Girl Two ; But he's kinda a thicky. We can't fuck that ass up. that's all he got going for him.
usually complete and total fucking retard... usually picks his nose.
wow look at daniel he is picking his fucking nose
That one kid that agrees with everything
I like this girl ya do too Daniel
Daniels are the best Führer. They have a big penis and have the body of a sex god. All girls want a Daniel. They are so f*cking hot and great in bed. Daniels are the hottest people in World. If you get the chance to fuck a Daniel use it!!
Girl: Uh Daniel you are so hot!!!
Daniel: I know.
Girl: Can you smash your gigantic penis in me?
Daniel: Yes I can do that.
Girl: *Sex sounds*