Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

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game douche

a person who always mentions a better game when talking about games

I like forza" "well blur is better" "youre a game douche"

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Douche Pound

The act of giving someone props and punching their hand with excessive force. Often done by white people who have a tendency to need acceptance with others.

Hey man, great job up there. props man. (Douche Pound)

"Props Brother!" "Frig, easy on the Douche Pound."

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Dollar Douche

A low life person not compared to a average douche. Whereas you can find a regular douche at high class establishments like K-Mart or Walmart, a dollar douche can only be found at a dollar store. This is the caliber of person who warrants a title even less than a regular douche.

"What do you think of Newt Gringrich?"

"He's only a dollar douche."

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douche-esque

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.

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Woosh Douche

Someone who comments r/woosh on social media at all or over uses it.

Guy one: Tells joke

Guy two: Doesn’t get the reference or joke

Woosh douche: r/woooosh

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Douche Square

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.

"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"

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