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The hours of the night that begin somewhere around 11:30 PM and extend until mid-morning, when society frowns on interrupting a friend's late-night stalking or lurking on Facebook. Facebook feels quiet as a library, and you feel as though you are the only one on the entire site, because by this time your Live Feed has slowed to a halt. It is customary to ignore the presence of other online facebookers at this time unless they are very close friends, to allow everyone ample time for mindless late night facebooking, which may include but it not limited to Farmville, Mass Picture Stalking, or wall-to-wall reading.
Person 1: "Dude, last night I had 36 friends online, but I couldn't talk to them because it was during Facebook Quiet Hours."
Person 2: "Sucks. Same thing happened to me."
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Similar to a normal attention whore, but one who uses Facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.
Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.
Facebook attention whore 1's status: "OMG terrible day :( dont text phones off."
Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"
Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.
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A hale of face book messages coming in all at once, usually involving weird ass facey things
Guy 1: OMG My PC lagged so badlly
Guy 2: Why??
Guy 1:I Was being Facebook raped!!!
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A girl who you don't know and is out of your league adds you as a friend on facebook. Upon adding her, she keeps on sending you spam wall posts and messages until you finally block her. A facebook spam babe is usually male, and always an internet troll.
How to spot a facebook spam babe
-The profile seems new.
-She has slutty wall posts to entice you to add them.
-All of her friends are few and male.
-One or more of her statuses are links.
-The name exotic enough to be a pornstar's but tame enough to be the girl next door's.
-Looking for: Dating/A Relationship - no babe is looking for that on facebook.
Yo man, who's that hot girl you added on facebook the other day?
Dude, she was just a facebook spam babe. I got a whole bunch of spam messages after I added her.
A person who hacks into other people's facebooks and changes their statuses to, ususally, something highly inappropriate or embarrassing. When the victims realize what has happened it's usually too late. They find a copious amount of responses from other users of the site to further the embarrassment. Most of the time the identity of the hijacker is never revealed so the victims suffering from the attacks are always on their guard but constantly being attacked. They have to hide their phones & computers, and change their passwords but somehow can never outrun the wrath of the ruthless.
Dalila: OMG! did you read my latest post? It says I have 'mudd butt and bubble guts!' I'm so embarrassed.
Cliff: Well, what do you expect? You left your phone unattended and it was hijacked by a Facebook Bin Laden! It's probably Holley again...
Dalila: I need a beer.
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When someone writes a very strange status on facebook in order to get attention/comments from other people.
"Hey, look at Jonhnny's status, she says he like to wear makeup and high heels, i think he has been facebook raped"
"nah! that loser just had a facebook wank that is all!"
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The girl that does the duck face in every picture. The girl that always posts the emo lyrics from whatever song she happens to be listening to in a status update. The girl that gets a new boyfriend, tells everybody how great he is, and breaks up with him 2 weeks later. The girl that posts way too many pictures of her feet. The girl that posts hot bikini pics all over her wall and then complains about all the people perving on her. The girl with the black and white and/or sepia photos of her face.
You know the girl.
Annoying Facebook Girl: lady gaga is the teh bestttttttt <3 she isso deeeeeeppp<3
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