It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners

I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,