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Jailhouse Gay

In an isolated environment, such as jail or a submarine crew, sexual orientation is disregarded for sexual practicality with three components relevant to incarceration:

1The Control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. Like ritual sexual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither sexual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. When brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay orgasm. A car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.

2 A vulnerable party may submit to sexual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that's additionally destructive. (See also the origin of faggot,3.) The victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. Victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. Alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like Kasper Gutman's gunsel,1+2 in the The Maltese Falcon.

3 A rare close friendship may lead to sexual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to sexual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or sex. See the movie Midnight Express (or the book, which is not censored).

1 Every god-damned night, they beat me, then take turns. But I don't turn out,3, not even jailhouse gay.

2 After the presents and stuff he got too friendly. I told him to back off. He knocked me down. "Suck it pussy boy,2 or you die," and afterwards, "I like you try an' fight me 'cause the best bitches be only jailhouse gay."

3 I told him "No, man, I love you, and I respect you. Way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay."

by 24601 December 9, 2007

45πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


conor is gay

Yeah... It's pretty well known that Conor loves sucking cock and other penis-shaped items.

Did you know conor is gay?

Hell yeah dude. Conor loves swallowing dicks like spaghetti.

by lookoonoo April 20, 2016

45πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


gay lifestyle

This phrase tends to be only used by individuals who are outside of the lesbian, gay, and bisexual (LGB) community and either do not support LGB individuals, are not appropriately educated about LGB individuals and their concerns, or do not realize its negative effects. To describe a person’s sexual identity as a lifestyle is inappropriate because it reduces LGB people down to this one aspect of who they are as people. In addition, this phrase does not make space for the diversity that exists among lesbian, gay, and bisexual individuals and how LGB individuals may live their lives very differently from one another, just like heterosexuals.

Person A: The gay lifestyle is so weird!
Person B: You mean sleeping, waking up, making coffee and going to work?

by BiChristine June 13, 2011

31πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


gay marriage

A union between members of the same gender that raises debates because some people are dick heads that think it should be banned because it goes against God or is a result of ignorance. Since when the hell does the Bible have any saying in the American consitution?! Gays are people too!

They ban gay marriage because it goes against God but Newsflash: Not everyone believes in God!

by shiney monkey August 10, 2005

1206πŸ‘ 657πŸ‘Ž


fake gay

a male who pretends to be gay so he can hang out with girls to get laid.

guy 1: did u here about jimmy getting some ass last night?

guy 2: no, i thought he was gay

guy 1: no he is fake gay, so he is with girls all the time.

by amliekxe August 5, 2010

53πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Baylor Gay

When a male Baylor student acts, looks, and talks gay, but for some reason isn't (or is questionable). A large portion of the male students at Baylor are Baylor Gay, making Baylor quite the confusing place for a gaydar.

-Hey, is Johnny gay?
-I dont know, I think he is, but he is really conservative and christian.
-Then he is Baylor Gay
-Oh, that makes sense

by edgarhuntly August 29, 2010

68πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Gay

A person that likes mens penis. Asexual.

Losing to a game of marvel vs. capcom 2. Very Gay.

by jamesclint September 30, 2011

6πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž