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A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)
Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy
weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg
wants to be tobey maguire
(none of this is serious by the way)
"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"
"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."
Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.
Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.
that one guy who will ALWAYS let you wear his sweatshirt
Girl 1: "Have you heard Jacob Sartorius's cover on All of Me?"
Girl 2: "Did you mean Jacob Saggytiddies?"
Girl 1: "Well n-"
Girl 2: "Shut up, I'm right"
He's bitch made.
Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.
the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*