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Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

by big d 32 February 28, 2019

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she need some milk

When someone is roasted so bad that their bones shatter.

Did you see How pissed Ashley was yesterday?? She need some milk!! he need some milk roasted

by FakeassweAve February 21, 2016

22๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


i like chocolate milk

Used by retards who cannot spell "lactose intolerant".

retard: he is lactose and tolerant...
me: what?
retard: I like chocolate milk.

by Knuckles Muldoon August 18, 2010

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Bad Chocolate Milk

n. Referring to a fat black woman's thighs. Like when milk turns bad and it gets lumpy, it looks like cottage cheese.

Dude! Did you see that fat black chick? She had some crazy bad chocolate milk going on!

by Shinico May 16, 2010

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milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


u need some milk

when u fuck up something

(someone slips on ice) haha u need some milk!

by yermain February 19, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


more moo than milk

More bother than it's worth. Of germanic origin.

I don't like eating mussels from the shell. It's more moo than milk really.

by RegularJohn August 19, 2017