a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.
Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....
Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.
Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher
or
Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher
Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator
Littlest Muffin is a God of anime
--a club on newgrounds.com that is wicked and EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN!!
Banana_Bread_Muffin = Adim
When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period
Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch
My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good
Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex
The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.
Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!
Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.